Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Why didn't they think of this SOONER?!

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500=man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. The Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
6. Their favorite movie is "Brokeback Mountain."

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday


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